Too Much Life

Too Much Life is my book, and I mean it. It is about my screwed up life. It goes something like this:”Since my birth in 1959 I have lived dozens of lifetimes. Subjected to unfair discipline at the hands of neglectful parents, I was an awkward child forced to grow up before my time. As a young woman I nervously walked the catwalk for the Miss Italy competition and learned that beauty was a form of currency that I could use. When my family moved to America to escape the shame of my father’s affair, I was dropped into a world murky with drugs and filthy with liars, yet peopled by wealthy men who would do or pay almost anything just to keep a beautiful woman happy. Among many trips, I flitted to Caesar’s Palace on the arm of one of the world’s richest men, and flew to Switzerland with another, and I was often gifted with items like jewelry and cars. In between those whirlwind adventures, I catered to men in bars, selling them sexual fantasies, living from one night to the next, often either under the influence of cocaine or Xanax, for my horrific panic attacks. And while all this was going on, I was also a mother, dreaming of creating a better life for my sons. From food stamps to riches and back. From the beaches of Acapulco and the Casino of Monte Carlo to eviction.
. What makes my story different from others is the amount and the veriaty of events, both tragic and magical. People can see themselves in one or more of the situations I found myself in, they can compare their actions and reactions against what I had decided to do. Maybe they can relate, or they can judge. The focus is on an everyday person who ends up doing extraordinary things due to pivotal events that alters her perspective about life. Not a “poor me book”, but an “amazing me” book.
At the beginning you can find child abuse, bullies, and the pain of an ugly teenager. A little later, you will find a divorce, an abortion, moving from a continent to another. However, what about the rapes, the hard life of prostitution after a splendid regular career? Not to mention the love of my life who turned out to be a phyco who killed my cats. What about falling off a moving train and the loss of a child? And so many more adventures throughout the book.”

You can find it on Kindle.  I want to talk about it, I need you to talk about it. Tell me what you have done in my place. Tell me where I went wrong.

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33 comments

  1. melabanana2013 · April 23, 2015

    Help me out people! This is my first blog, ever!

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  2. melabanana2013 · April 23, 2015

    I got my first “like” thank you dude! I hope I can start conversations now. My days are pretty much empty nowdays, with the agoraphobia and crap like that. This PC is my window to the world. I’m not a weirdo or anyhting, I do go out sometimes and I am a very friendly person.

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    • melabanana2013 · April 25, 2015

      People, afterreading my book ask me questions about it, I will love to answer!

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  3. Silvana · April 23, 2015

    Hello!

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    • melabanana2013 · April 23, 2015

      Thank you Silvana for coming into my blog! I’m so exited! Maybe we also talk about that Sugardaddie site LOL

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  4. Silvana · April 24, 2015

    How long does it take to get a message posted here?

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    • melabanana2013 · April 25, 2015

      If I am at the cmoputer is really fast, because I have to approve it, but I slept all day lol

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  5. melabanana2013 · April 25, 2015

    After reading the book, you may have questons. I am sure there is so much to talk about. That’s why it is called too much life. Ask away!

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  6. melabanana2013 · April 25, 2015

    My life now is pretty quiet, nothing to do with the hurricane that it used to be. I still had to fight hard for some things I needed, all on my own as usual, but I made them come thru.

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  7. melabanana2013 · April 26, 2015

    I was just talking to a friend yesterday. One of my biggest set back in life is my insecurity. True, I was an ugly duckling, but the duckling never left, even when I turned into a swan. I could have expected, asked for more. Not settled for less, but I always felt I was not good enough. Still, at the age of 56, I marvel at the fact that people finds me attractive.

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  8. melabanana2013 · April 27, 2015

    People where are you? Am I doing this wrong?

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  9. melabanana2013 · April 27, 2015

    So, here I am, mentally disable, trying to cope with life with the help of various antidepressants. I have my good days and my bad days, mostly bad. I wanted so much to have all my family around me, but it was not ment to be. Now I am aloe in Miami. Well, I have 4 cats and a dog. Most of the time the sanctuary of my apartment is enough to keep me calm, sometimes I wnt to climb the walls. Sometimes I do not leave my place for days. Fortunately, once a month I go see my shrink, so I have to get out lol. I used to watch the news all the time, now, I get to upset by the bullshit they want us to believe and the injustice which prevails all the time. I mean, ok, you want to be rich and you can, that’s fine, but how much do you really need? Is 10 homes, 5 boats, 3 planes not enough? Why do you want more when the rest of the people is going to starve? How do you sleep at night? If there is a hell, there is no way I’m going there, these people are, and the murderers, and the people who torture animal and other people, I cannot possibly be in the same place as these assholes!

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  10. melabanana2013 · April 28, 2015

    Wherever I go, whatever I do, I leave a sign. People always remembers me. I am different.

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  11. melabanana2013 · April 29, 2015

    Today is a good day, Yeah! I tried to find a sugar daddy on Sugardaddie.com. That site is totally useless! The guys there are all wannabees and/or delusional! Don’t ever waste your time and money there!

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  12. melabanana2013 · April 29, 2015

    I guess, instead of a blog, this is going to be my diary? How sad. It hs been raining for 2 days now. Damn, I really wanted to discuss my book with other people. I seriously doubt that there are many people out there who had so many things happening to them!

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  13. melabanana2013 · April 29, 2015

    If one day something is going to happen to me, good or bad, I bet people is going to come here to find out how I got there. They are going to think they have all the answers. Hum, my actions are always to get better, but the results are always “better”, no answers for that, not here, not anywhere

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  14. melabanana2013 · April 29, 2015

    oh, fuck it….

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  15. melabanana2013 · May 6, 2015

    So, maybe it’s not me, but everybody else. Very strange people on those sites. Plus Amazon is not publishing all the reviews I get!!! SOB!

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  16. melabanana2013 · May 9, 2015

    So, like a dumb ass, I thought, I’m going to start a blog, and everybody is going to join me. I will be famous and my story will be a hit. Everybody will want to know more about the book, I would be busy all day writing and answering questions. Yah, sure. Can you tell today is a bad day? I have so many personal problems, but reading about the Koch brothers makes me puke.

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  17. melabanana2013 · May 12, 2015

    There are really some sick bastards on the sugar daddiyes sites! This asshole, iive around Napleas, Florida, the most boring place in the State. He asked me I want a get away. I told him no thank I live where people spends thousands to be, and he answers “You live in the sewage of the world”. What a dumb ass, just because he cannot afford to live here….

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  18. melabanana2013 · May 15, 2015

    What does it take to be a famous blogger? Here I am trying to find a solution for everybody. Mentally disable but not stupid. Feeling a 100 years old. I would like to have sex with a younger beautiful guy, to relive the few moments I had when I was a teen.

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  19. melabanana2013 · May 18, 2015

    Today is a good day. Going to the shrink and to get food for my old dog who doesn’t like dog food anymore

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  20. melabanana2013 · May 25, 2015

    So, I’m on a new medication, or maybe I already tried before, who knows. It should keep me calmer. Today I think it’s working.

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  21. melabanana2013 · May 25, 2015

    People go read my fucking book!

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  22. melabanana2013 · June 10, 2015

    I am so angry, I want to break everything in site and I don’t know why. Maybe I do, it’s becuse I want to do more, but I cant. I mean sometimes,some days I could, like today. I want to see interesting people, I would lie to have fun, but when I have an intersting conversation with somebody I get so exalted I feel like I will have a panic attack. I did my nils, they are beautiful this time around. Can’t find a cub, can’t find a sugar daddy…WTF!

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  23. melabanana2013 · June 27, 2015

    What the fuck I have this blog for? Nobody says anything! Well, after tuesday I may have a great news!

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  24. melabanana2013 · July 8, 2015

    I cannot believe nurse Jackie is dead?!?!

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  25. melabanana2013 · July 12, 2015

    I got 2 more perspectives for next week. I should not even say anything, every time I do, they do not materialize. I cannot believe, at 56, I still have to rely on sugar daddies (which most of them are younger than me hhehehe). It’s not just the money. I am by myself all fucking day, well with the dog and the 4 cats, at least I go out for dnner or lunch sometimes and talk with other human beings. Today I went to the beach, it was glorius, but I have a deel sadness in me, not sure why. My keyboard sucks, with all the crusty shit, its so hard to type. No shrink, this month, she is on vacations. Fucking bitch, thinks I can just turn shit that goes through my head on and off like a radio!!! WTF? Maybe tomorrow i’ll be happy, it happens sometimes, well not really happy, but content. How can you ever be happy when you have a dead son? I feel like shit whe n I think about him, ot just because he s dead, but because there is a 20% of me who is relieved that he cannot get into trouble anymore and bring me down with him. How fucked up is that? But what could I have done to save him and me? The mistakes had been done when he was little, and I was too young and probably irresponsible. Yeah, that’s it, at the end of the story, it was my fault, I can feel it. No matter what they say. No matter what he would say. Can you imagine having to wake up in the morning with an alarm clock? I would kill myself.

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  26. melabanana2013 · July 15, 2015

    Annnnd, of course I talked about the 2 prospects to 2 people and they did not materialized, goddammit, next time I really have to shut up. I feel like crying today, not sure why. Maybe because it was storming before.

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  27. melabanana2013 · July 18, 2015

    EVERYTHING MUST HAPPEN TO ME?
    patrizia sammartino: [patrizia sammartino] This is the worst company I ever had to deal with! I booked a cleaning for today, staid home to wait for them. Nobody called, nobody showed up. So I sent an e mail and waited, no answer, I wrote several more. I tried to call their number, nobody answers. So, very upset at this point, I went on line to delete the following booking. Guess what, a new phone number pops out, a good one, because they wanted to know why I was deleting the booking. A very nice guy answered and we fixed the issue, with them giving a free cleaning and me scheduling the following 2. All of a sudden I start receiving answers to the original e mail I wrote. Only the first one stated that it looked like all issues had been taken care of. The other people did not care to look at the notes and deleted everything! Including my free e cleaning. I sent I don’t know how more e mails begging them to give me that good number and refute. It is very hard to explain and resolve an issue when every e mail is answered by a different person. I HATE THOSE PEOPLE!
    [Joe An C]
    Thank you for contacting Groupon. My name is Joe An C.

    [Joe An C] I am happy to assist you with your concern today! May I ask for your name and email address associated with Groupon?
    [patrizia sammartino] I’m talking about exec cleaning
    [patrizia sammartino] patrizia sammartino
    [patrizia sammartino] Now instead or re-instating my free cleaning they deleted my account!
    [patrizia sammartino] micia777@hotmail.com
    [Joe An C] Thanks for the information and I do really apologize for the trouble that you’ve experienced. May I ask for the phone number that you’ve tried to call?
    [patrizia sammartino] is the one on the site
    [Joe An C] Just to verify, when did you place this order?
    [patrizia sammartino] 1-855-468-2679 NOBODY EVER ANSWERS
    [patrizia sammartino] The original order was 2/3 days go, the cleanig was supposed to be done yesterday, but nobody showed upor called to cancel
    [Joe An C] We would really like to reach out with the merchant about this matter. Would you like to wait for the resolution, or you prefer a refund now?
    [patrizia sammartino] Thet refund me everything I suppose, but I want the free cleaning that was scheduled on the 20th of this month! And was later deleted with the rest of my accpount!
    [patrizia sammartino] When I realized the coupon was no longer valid, I did not walk away, I actually booked a cleaning at the regular price and thats how I got reworded
    [Joe An C] It saddens me that you’ve experienced difficulty when you tried to redeem this Groupon. How would you like me to assist you with this matter?
    [patrizia sammartino] Iwould like for you to contact these people and get them to reinstate the free cleaning they promised, after all I had to go through yesterday, I’m a nervous reck
    [patrizia sammartino] 5 or 6 diffrent people were answering to my e mails, giving me different responses and did not take a minute to read the notes on my acpcount!
    [Joe An C] Good news! We’ve been in touch with this business to discuss your issue and ensure you’re able to redeem your Groupon without any further difficulty. Please contact them again at team@handybook.com. If you have any further difficulties, please let me know and I’ll be happy to find another
    [patrizia sammartino] Only one girls, saw them and replied that it looked like the issue was reolved, the others just deleted everything we accomplshed on the phone including 2 more bookings for the 30th and in August
    [patrizia sammartino] They deleted my account….
    [Joe An C] I understand how frustrating this situation is, Patrizia. If I am on your shoes, I would also feel the same way. I suggest that you contact the merchant about this matter through the email address that I’ve provided above. Even if you’ve deleted your account, they should be able to assist you with this.
    [patrizia sammartino] ok I will try….
    Kelvin R.: Thank you for contacting Groupon. My name is Kelvin R..
    patrizia sammartino: As of July 10, 2015 Handy no longer monitors new messages sent via this address.**

    We’re sorry, but your recent message could not be delivered to our customer experience team. Please direct all support requests through our Help Center, found at https://www.handy.com/help.

    We believe that our new Help Center is the best way to support our customers by providing immediate answers to your top questions. Since many questions can be answered directly via the content in the Help Center and by using the account management tools at Handy.com, we will now be able to respond even more quickly in the event that you still need to contact us.

    If you have an open support case with us and need to follow-up, please reply in that email thread and we’ll be happy to assist.

    If you are a professional on the Handy platform, please use the Help Center in the Handy Portal app to open a support case.
    Kelvin R.: How may I help you today?
    patrizia sammartino: Please read veryting, and after that tell me what you can do
    Kelvin R.: I’m so sorry for the trouble you’ve experienced with this purchase. A situation like this is best resolved over the phone, so I would recommend giving us a call at (888) 375-5777 to talk over with someone about your concern. Our phones are open 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Central Time, seven days a week.
    NATURALLY I CALLED, THEY NEVER RETURNED MY CALL

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  28. melabanana2013 · July 25, 2015

    And… that damn Lucia Maffei aka Alexandra Maffei who writes the most outraging things about me and my sister. My sister I can understand but me? What the fuck have I even done to her? She lost her mind with a bad LSD trip and now she won’t take her medication and goes on lunatic rampages on her blog!!!!The poor mother. Well, I must admit the mother was a bitch when we were growing up, but boy is she paying for it now! When her mother will die, Lucia will end up in an institution for sure!

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  29. melabanana2013 · August 19, 2015

    So this guy pretends to be Hugh Culverhouse Jr, he contacts me to be my sugar daddy. I almost fell for it!!!! And because of him, I saw the pictures of my son, the day he dies, with forensic police turnim on the side, opeing his mouth, his eye. The tears, the pain, THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  30. melabanana2013 · September 12, 2015

    So it is the fourth time I call this Tim Broun, medium, to “speak with my dead son. The other times I was almost convinced, but this time I felt he was grasping at straws. Besides the fact that his price was higher, he seemed arrogant at times, especially when he was not getting it right. Quite a letdown if you ask me, I really needed to feel like I had a connection with Lance. I don’t understand how people can make their blog famous. I mean, do I need to write recopies? Talk about sex, rape, homosexuality, or what? In any case, GO BERNIE!

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